Welcome to $IDIOT
The Funniest, Dumbest, Most Absurd Meme Coin in Crypto!
Crypto is full of geniuses, but what about the idiots? Meet $IDIOT, the meme coin for degens, clowns, and anyone who’s ever made a dumb crypto move. No roadmaps full of lies, no fake promises—just memes, community chaos, and a whole lot of fun.
📢 The internet thrives on stupidity. Now you can invest in it.
About
What is $IDIOT?
Welcome to $IDIOT, where stupidity is finally profitable! This is the first meme coin that fully embraces the power of idiocy. Whether you’ve panic sold at the bottom, bought the top, or sent funds to the wrong wallet, you deserve to be part of $IDIOT.
🔥 Why $IDIOT?
✔ 100% meme-based with zero logic
✔ A token that finally admits it has no purpose (except fun)
✔ Hilarious rewards & NFT perks for true degens
✔ Fueled by the dumbest, funniest community in crypto
Tokenomics
How Does $IDIOT Work?
💰 Total Supply: 1,000,000,000,000 $IDIOT
🔁 Transaction Tax: 10%
5% Auto-Burn (Idiots lose things all the time, so we burn them for you)
3% Community Rewards (Loyal hodlers get rewarded)
2% Marketing (To spread the idiocy worldwide)
💎 Diamond-Handed Idiots
Exclusive “Certified Idiot” NFTs
Access to The Idiot DAO (vote on the dumbest crypto ideas ever)
Airdrops for long-term hodlers
Roadmap
Our (Stupid) Plan
We don’t have a genius roadmap—because we’re idiots. But here’s what we’re doing:
Phase 1: Meme Takeover
✔ Deploy $IDIOT smart contract
✔ Launch “Idiot of the Day” meme contest
✔ First Telegram & Twitter raids
Phase 2: Expanding the Idiot Army
✔ Partner with meme influencers & NFT projects
✔ Drop the Legendary Idiots NFT Collection
✔ First listings on meme-friendly CEXs
Phase 3: Idiotic Utility
✔ “Degen Mode” – a high-risk staking feature
✔ Launch $IDIOT merchandise
✔ First idiot-funded marketing stunt
Phase 4: Ultimate Chaos
✔ $IDIOT DAO – vote on the dumbest ideas
✔ The Biggest Idiot Crypto Award (rewarding the worst trades)
✔ Real-world Idiot Event
How to Buy
Join the Idiocy
💸 Buying $IDIOT is easy (if you’re not an idiot). Here’s how:
1️⃣ Download a Wallet – Get MetaMask or Trust Wallet
2️⃣ Buy Some BNB/ETH – You’ll need it to swap for $IDIOT
3️⃣ Go to [PancakeSwap/Uniswap] – Connect your wallet
4️⃣ Swap for $IDIOT – Use contract address: [Insert Here]
5️⃣ Set Slippage to 10-12% – Because of taxes & burns
6️⃣ HODL & Enjoy the Idiocy – Welcome to the most ridiculous token in crypto
Are You Dumb Enough to Join?
Crypto is full of fake promises. We only promise stupidity, memes, and degeneracy.
So what are you waiting for? Become part of $IDIOT today!
Community
Join the Idiot Army
$IDIOT is nothing without its meme-fueled, chaos-loving community. Be part of the movement!
🚀 We don’t take ourselves seriously, and neither should you. Join the fun, spread the memes, and let’s take idiocy to the moon! 🚀
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🚀 This website and $IDIOT token are purely for entertainment purposes and should not be considered financial advice. $IDIOT is a meme coin with no intrinsic value or expectation of return. Always DYOR (Do Your Own Research) before making any investment decisions.